Ask me anything   There's no method to my madness.
If anyone from my real world were to find this....I'm pretty sure I would be thoroughly embarrassed.

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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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— 3 weeks ago with 187453 notes




"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts


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— 3 weeks ago with 826070 notes
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I’m trying to process today’s sudden loss with Robin Williams now gone and I think I have to say that the reason so many people are so devastated with his passing versus other deaths - it’s not that other deaths are not important - ALL deaths are important and significant most especially when it…

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My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

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— 3 months ago with 275738 notes


humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea

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— 3 months ago with 328063 notes

I don’t think I can remember a time when my parents were ever really completely happy. I’ve seen them have their moments but when the running joke for siblings on a holiday is, “it’s not (insert holiday here) until somebody starts fighting…” you know there’s an issue. I’m afraid it’s only going to get worse especially after my brother and I are out of the house. They don’t really talk to eachother. My mom has a habit of nagging my dad and my dad is too sensitive and is quick to get defensive. I also feel like it’s possible my mom resents my dad because his job has kept him out of town for most of the week for the last ten years. They’ve always fought but now it’s like they don’t even talk to each other. Instead it’s passive agressive behavior then an argument where the instigator feigns innocence. I know their happiness is not my responsibility but I hate knowing they’re unhappy and being powerless to stop it. One of my biggest fears is being as unhappy as I perceive them to be but I feel I could easily end up at that end.

— 4 months ago
#personal  #had to vent  #dont mind me  #i'm 24 years old why am i dealing with this shit 
Rules to learning English







1. their our know rules

eye sea what yew did they’re

my eyes are burning

know know know, its eye sea watt yew did their, knot what. Due it write

eye wood dew it write butt eye dew knot wont two


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wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple


because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 


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